National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" Quote #15911 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Franz Kafka Quote #7661 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and...
Oscar Levant Quote #66 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
George MacDonald Quote #29714 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift...
P. J. O'Rourke Quote #19426 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Jacob Braude, Treasury of Wit & Humor For All Occasions Quote #6020 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Charles M. Schulz Quote #34788 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Elizabeth Drew Quote #384 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Robert Browning Quote #9042 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
Martin Mull Quote #14159 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.