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The greatest wealth consisteth in being charitable, And the greatest happiness in having tranquility...
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
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It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
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Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...