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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #16496
You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #9838
Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #33284
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates...
Quote #3384
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
Quote #26243
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Quote #30449
A good friend can shield you from the storm.