Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #27337
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #21417
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #6144
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Quote #28001
What is genius, anyway, if it isn’t the ability to give an adequate response...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #7536
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...