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Comments are free but facts are sacred.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the...
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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
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A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run...