Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
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Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you...
Quote #20375
We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children.
Quote #28995
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #20327
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #28338
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Quote #23806
The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
Quote #17908
My music is best understood by children and animals.
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...