Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
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Let’s drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven...
Quote #25683
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind – listen to the birds....
Quote #21325
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one...
Quote #19748
Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #12230
…greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness shrinks into itself.
Quote #15319
God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.