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Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #12405
Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think.
Quote #29831
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist,...
Quote #22518
Tonight-to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans-I ask for your support....
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A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #27252
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so...