Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #6563
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself...
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #22710
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...
Quote #23238
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #8591
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.