Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #10517
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
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The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
Quote #485
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #9955
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
Quote #12622
Let the world change you and you can change the world. (Deje el mundo...
Quote #771
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
Quote #11753
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.