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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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What then is the American, this new man? He is either an European, or...
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The drying up a single tear has more of honest fame than shedding seas...
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs...
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their...
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Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...