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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real...
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain....
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He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is...
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Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...