Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Quote #18220
For what were all these country patriots born To hunt, and vote, and raise...
Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #8283
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #32685
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Quote #899
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
Quote #25619
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.