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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
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All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
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The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and...
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Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely...
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You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.