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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
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You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
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The hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.
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Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
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The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being....
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the...
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Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought...