Quote #2407
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #22727
Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #1986
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming...
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #19690
There never was a good war, or a bad peace.
Quote #22569
At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen,...
Quote #8052
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #11860
My purpose in life does not include a hankering to charm society.