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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that...
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In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell’s ninetieth birthday...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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I thought to myself, ‘I am wiser than this man neither of us knows...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the nonpharmaceutical narcotics it is addictive, gives...
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Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #10397
I exist as I am, that is enough.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...