Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #34724
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #31047
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy...
Quote #22716
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the...
Quote #1305
a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
Quote #16597
I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I’m tired of...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #15793
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder – waif,...