Quote #11293
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #9994
Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and...
Quote #31600
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Quote #27472
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
Quote #32618
A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #9826
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
Quote #1021
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #10578
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...