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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28253

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Sitting Bull

Quote #31687

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
What treaty have the Sioux made with the white man that we have broken...
Noel Coward

Quote #3856

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Ezra Loomis Pound

Quote #30717

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The curse of me & my nation is that we always think things can...
John C. Maxwell

Quote #29855

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...
Brendan Gill

Quote #721

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is...
Erma Bombeck

Quote #25772

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Douglas Adams, "So Long and Thanks For All The Fish"

Quote #5354

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
Unknown

Quote #32335

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Listen to life, it is the wisest teacher of all.
Jose Raul Bernardo, The Wise Women of Havana (HarperCollins, 2002)

Quote #13293

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Happiness is a way of praying.
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