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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
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The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
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Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse...
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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
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Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of...
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People can be in general pretty well trusted, of course–with the clock of their...
Quote #24883
The highest love of all finds its fulfillment not in what it keeps, but...