Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this...
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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #32183
The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more...
Quote #10287
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your...
Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #3855
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #4660
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death...
Quote #29033
I am not God, but I am my creator.