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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates...
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
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He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that...
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I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...