Quote #25653
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
Quote #25579
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #11765
What kind of people do they think we are, do they think we will...
Quote #31311
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
Quote #13946
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Quote #31176
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...