Quote #16060
You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.
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When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll...
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #6788
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #9805
I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer...
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Education begins at home. You can’t blame the school for not putting into your...
Quote #17823
The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.