Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #18957
When men are pure, laws are useless when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #17450
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
Quote #9381
In human relations a little language goes farther than a little of almost anything...
Quote #12230
…greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness shrinks into itself.
Quote #33286
I don’t know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather...
Quote #26760
You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...
Quote #20931
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up...