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I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
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Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Art washes away from the soul, the dust of everyday living.
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...