Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #6692
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will...
Quote #7720
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #16635
I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the...
Quote #31488
Don’t limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another...
Quote #4602
Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #16034
Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.
Quote #11063
Wisdom comes with winters.