Quote #5207
If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.
Quote #17634
In soft regions are born soft men.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #20334
For many are called, but few are chosen.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #1285
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #32041
Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that...
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...