Quote #10820
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #1830
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #22438
If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.
Quote #2008
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #10303
Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
Quote #20145
The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
Quote #17143
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...