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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it’s a little...
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Education is the best provision for the journey to old age.
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
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Accidents, try to change them-it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
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The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.