Quote #13711
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #5188
One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #18612
The true science and study of man is man.
Quote #25061
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,...
Quote #18210
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.
Quote #29794
It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...