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I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just...
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Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second...