Quote #27466
There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some...
Quote #21446
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #3287
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23637
That grief is light which can take counsel.
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #27582
Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #4283
All is flux, nothing stays still.