Quote #6811
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote #3131
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #5840
A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a...
Quote #29188
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
Quote #12946
O God! I ask You for the means to do good, to avoid evil...
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #9833
A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
Quote #32353
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.