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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Quote #29658
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
Quote #20239
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #9240
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Quote #30507
Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Quote #18095
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
Quote #15247
It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but...