Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #32823
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #7411
Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Quote #22831
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
Quote #32779
The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #23051
I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by...