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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
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Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.
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The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...