Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #18612
The true science and study of man is man.
Quote #22677
The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #507
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
Quote #33002
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #13684
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.