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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
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Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
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Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
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God does not judge us by the multitude of works we perform, but how...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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The man who runs may fight again.
Quote #27857
The people people have for friends You common sense appall But the people people...