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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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When you’re a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not...
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The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once...
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“What made the deepest impression upon you?” inquired a friend one day of Lincoln,...
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
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No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble the less...
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Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...