Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #6557
Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #11269
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #34213
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and...
Quote #26967
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #13267
Even the best of friends need time apart.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #16455
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.