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The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
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Jesus was a crackpot.
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The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
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One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at...
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1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...