Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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God creates men, but they choose each other.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...
Quote #19606
Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #8535
And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I...
Quote #15520
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #8727
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same...
Quote #12419
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!