Quote #26581
When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...
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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
Quote #14544
This book fills a much-needed gap.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #9730
Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #23241
Image creates desire. You will what you imagine.
Quote #10247
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Quote #13766
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.