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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #8378
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
Quote #10658
If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
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God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #34591
And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul...
Quote #11196
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...