Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like...
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Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #19142
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #13069
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #31975
There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America,...
Quote #18813
Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.