Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #11402
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quote #13694
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #30058
It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
Quote #1087
Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #30658
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
Quote #3050
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think...
Quote #9318
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...