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Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
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The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an...
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Every silver lining has a touch of grey.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now...
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
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Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
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Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.