Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.
Quote #356
Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed...
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #28954
I’m becoming more and more myself with time, I guess that’s what grace is,...
Quote #5049
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #16431
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #32064
What is success I think it is a mixture of having a flair for...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.